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01

Sep

nialllhoran:

men’s back muscles let you know that god is real

sidneydear:

clavid:

shakeitoffs:

lol look how quickly tables turned after consequences were involved

KILL HIM

perez hilton is fucking scum.

thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

(Source: n-i-c-k-s)

31

Aug

student:
can i borrow a pencil
teacher:
i don't know, CAN you?
student:
yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning, being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious

[x]

(Source: beyoncelegion)

(Source: kristenwiiggle)

batmansymbol:

batmansymbol:

if it’s late enough and you’re lonely enough, the carly rae jepsen lyric “before you came into my life i missed you so bad” starts seeming increasingly deep and emotionally complex

3:02 AM and this fucking lyric looks like fucking nietzsche

stare into the abyss and the abyss will call you maybe

deucebasket:

I saw a bunch of ants carrying around a potato chip this morning and it made me wish I had a bunch of friends and a really huge potato chip

angrychickpea:

i find it funny that “i like big butts” has always been a well-liked song, but as soon as Nicki Minaj samples it and shows off her amazing ass in a video, suddenly OH MY GOD WHAT A SLUT PUT THAT AWAY

like, it’s okay for a guy to talk about how much he loves butts
but it’s not okay for women to love their own butts

funny how that works

(Source: )

Stop using Ariana Grande as a scapegoat to justify your pedophilia through memes and shit

cupofteaorgtfo:

Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow

on the topic of leaked celebrity pictures that were evidently private and shouldn’t be exploited or spread around I’m super weirded out by any guys who follow up “yeah, it’s a shame that someone would invade their privacy” with “but she does have a great body” like ????

shouldnt:

I think I just peed my pants.

silenthill:

You Will Never Look At These Shows The Same Way Again! 10 Incredible Theories That Will Ruin Your Childhood!

  • everything was imagined probably or the main character is in a coma dreaming about all that